What Human Resources don't know...

My immediate supervisor began to complain after she sent me multiple IM's thatI wasn't answering. So I answered. What follows is a copy of the stream of consciouness IM that i sent her. Each line is a new IM.

so one day as i was walking along i found a small turtle on his back
so i stopped and asked the turtle what had happened
it was of course a turtle so it didn't answer back
that was a real slow news day.
then i kicked it.
really hard.
it flew and flew and then it hit a nun on the head.
she was pissed.
she sad a bad word
i laughed
she picked up the turtle and bagan to chase me
but she was old and slow
so i did a u turn and came round behind her
she was pretty damn surprised and ran into a stop sign
she dropped the turtle
it cracked open from the impact and out came a small drag queen
the mini queen made a be line for the nun's clothing.
the nun kept screaming what what what are you doing?
the drag queen continued to climb and climb and simply proclaimed, "I'm trying to kick the habit."
the end.

In effect - SOMEONE PAID ME TO WRITE THIS!!
Suck story. Cool paycheck.