You expecting something?

Recently the tempuratures have been creeping their way back into the 104 degree range. I've been told that this is the beginning of a growing season.
Grow what?
The damn dirt isn't good enough to cover my driveway back home and you're gonna tell me it's capable of supporting life? Growing things? That after you pound a seed into this low grade cement it's going to come up with something worthwhile?
If you were to take me into your backyad and show me a fabulous rutebega, I would take the falsified produce and beat you about your lying head with it.
Arizona sucks.

What I learned

After 35 plus years I've met more than a few people. And I've come to the conclusion that you are all, every single one of ya, not quite right in the head.

Necessity is the mother of invention.
Boredom is the father.