On the Menu

So the husband has been working bitch hours lately. He's a night person and they've had him rolling in at 4 am...6 am...4 am....

This morning, at 6 am, the alarm goes off and I hear a groan from the lump beside me.

"Time to wake up," says me.

"Sner...merg...warfle."

"Come on. Maybe it'll be a good day." (It's hard to be optimistic at 6am)

Groan, "Not a chance."

"Well, if it gets too bad you can always put a booger in the food."

At this point I expected an 'Ew' or a denial of some sort. Instead I get, "Yeah."

And he rolls out of bed to get dressed.


Yeah.
I think I'll be eating in for a while.
And doing all the cooking.

Larf!

Blame Priscilla

Body: 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (middle name and current street name)

Maren Water

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candybar)

Theo Mounds

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)

J-Spe

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Yellow Platypus

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Maren Eglin

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)

Speney Fat

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backward)


Neram Yentruoc

8. EXOTIC DANCER NAME: (first pet, street you grew up on)

Bubbles Oakdale

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the car your mom/dad are driving)

The Yellow Saturn

10. Foreign exchange student name. (your favorite spice, last foriegn place you went.)

Salt Canada